When the little girl on the playground tells you you have chubby cheeks, don't sucker punch her, just laugh.
When your friend asks to borrow your book say no, or at least sew it a protective cover.
When your brother flips you off, don't tell your mom. You'll get in trouble not him.
When your sister dies her short hair red, don't call her Ronald McDonald.
When a guy says he doesn't like V for Vendetta, run. He's not smart enough for you anyway.
When a friend lies to you, don't stick around. They don't respect you enough to tell the truth.
When your father asks you your opinion on him, lie.